No Pineapple Left Behind – school sim coming to PC soon

By GamingNexus On 10 Apr, 2015 At 09:00 AM | Categorized As Gaming Industry News | With 0 Comment

I had to recheck the date on this one twice just to make sure I wasn’t falling for some delayed April Fool’s prank, and now I’m satisfied that it’s real.  

No Pineapple Left Behind, from Subaltern Games, is a satirical school management simulator.  You are the principle at a run-of-the-mill everyday high school and since a wizard has turned all the students into pineapples, you no longer have to deal with all those nasty complications you might encounter if you were dealing with humans.  The hook is that children can get better grades than pineapples.  That’s your dilemma: pineapples are easier to deal with but children perform better.  Oh satire, where would we be without you?

No Pineapple Left Behind is coming to PC, MAC, Linux, and Steam in the future.  Watch the trailer, find more details after the jump, and if you’re curious about the pineapples, then go here


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